Beyonce is yours....

After you spend time with your family,stuff your face the ONLY thing that could possibly make your evening any better would of course be a Beyonce concert special.So without any further a due...

The ONLY reason we NEED each other

LOVE...nope.
Companionship...not even.
Happiness...HA!
Money...sounds nice, but sadly no.

Reproduction...YES! (without it we cease to exist)

for every male[ that loves megan fox](its the same thing)

All yall fellas (though we dont understand why) seem to have this thing for megan fox,so here's sumin for yall to cop.With this t-shirt atleast you'll be fresh stalkers. =P

available at karmaloop.com

How to delete a triflin male(or female)'s number.

1)think of why this number needs to be deleted
-did he cheat on you?
-did he just randomly stop talking to you like an ahole?
-are you in love with him and keep compulsively texting him?
-you know hes playing you but somehow you guys end up talking?
-you have a man now.and painful as it is,you need to cut him off?
-hes a crazy ex and your friends are suspicious of all the missed calls and texts?
-you just have a random spurt of hatred for him that leads to you having the urge to do this?
all good and logical reasons ladies.

2)make sure you dont have it memorized.if you do take this time to memorize a similar yet wrong number.that way your subconscious wont store the right one.if you dont have it memorized,DONT LOOK AT THE NUMBER!

3)scroll to the contact,once again do not open the contact.you dont want any memorization going on subconciously or otherwise.

4)press delete

5)heres the tricky part.lol.ask yourself the same question your phone does."are you sure you want to delete this contact.whats the answer?YES.thats exactly what you want to do, delete contact with this person!during this step saying "YES!" outloud is suggested for dramatic affect,fun,and a feeling of complete invigoration and freedom

6)of course proceed to press "yes" or "delete"

7)enjoy the freedom and amazing feeling of deleting a N-I-G..you know the rest.s #.


now in some cases he may realize that your a fine dime and text you thus making you save the number and repeating a vicious cycle.but in most cases it works!=)

peace out pimpin! love, Lana "G" of 3GM

Keri goes international.

Apparently Ms.Hilson has done a track for a German soundtrack.Either way,it's great.Miss Keri (Baby) has definitely diversified with this single by using a more dance/pop vibe than the urban/hip-hop/pop, ATL influenced singles that have been released recently.3GM gives it a thumbs up!

Why would you wanna break-up??

10 Stupid Reasons People Break-up

1. Because it's Tuesday
2. I got bored
3. You're wearing brown
4. You didn't call me last night
5. You're wearing busted shoes
6. It's not you, it's me
7. Your laugh annoys me
8. You text slow
9. You wear skinny jeans
10. I think you're gay

How to Get Me...

Yea, yea, yea. I know what you are probably thinking...more boy-bashing, but hold that thought. This time we aren't bashing boys, we are telling you guys how to get the girl!

Do NOT!
1. Try to be someone you are not! we know you
aren't some all-star basketball player/rapper/model.
2. Act out in public. We are not your mothers
or babysitters.
3. Be a complete kiss-up.
4. Take 100 years to text back and then say something
lame like "yea" or "hey."
5. Be Facebook incompetent. Trying to holla at us and
clearly it says "in a relationship w/______"(and yes! we do check)

DO
1. Compliment her!
2. Offer to pay. Even if she declines, just the fact that you offered
will be impressive.
3. Take initiative. You come with the plans, she'll respect
you for not being a push-over.
4. Be corny. She may laugh, but she will be dying to tell
her friends how cute it was.
5. Text/Call her first. It shows you care and that you are thinking about her.
(we definitely LOVE that!)

Follow these guidelines and we guarantee you will get that girl. Hey, you may even end up with a girl from 3GM!