Showing posts with label girls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label girls. Show all posts

Friday, November 27, 2009

The ONLY reason we NEED each other

LOVE...nope.
Companionship...not even.
Happiness...HA!
Money...sounds nice, but sadly no.

Reproduction...YES! (without it we cease to exist)

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Why would you wanna break-up??

10 Stupid Reasons People Break-up

1. Because it's Tuesday
2. I got bored
3. You're wearing brown
4. You didn't call me last night
5. You're wearing busted shoes
6. It's not you, it's me
7. Your laugh annoys me
8. You text slow
9. You wear skinny jeans
10. I think you're gay

How to Get Me...

Yea, yea, yea. I know what you are probably thinking...more boy-bashing, but hold that thought. This time we aren't bashing boys, we are telling you guys how to get the girl!

Do NOT!
1. Try to be someone you are not! we know you
aren't some all-star basketball player/rapper/model.
2. Act out in public. We are not your mothers
or babysitters.
3. Be a complete kiss-up.
4. Take 100 years to text back and then say something
lame like "yea" or "hey."
5. Be Facebook incompetent. Trying to holla at us and
clearly it says "in a relationship w/______"(and yes! we do check)

DO
1. Compliment her!
2. Offer to pay. Even if she declines, just the fact that you offered
will be impressive.
3. Take initiative. You come with the plans, she'll respect
you for not being a push-over.
4. Be corny. She may laugh, but she will be dying to tell
her friends how cute it was.
5. Text/Call her first. It shows you care and that you are thinking about her.
(we definitely LOVE that!)

Follow these guidelines and we guarantee you will get that girl. Hey, you may even end up with a girl from 3GM!