We don't know who should be more insulted: Snooki for being compared to Lindsay Lohan or Lindsay Lohan for becoming the standard by which other celebs are judged by?! (We're going with Snooki!)
This afternoon, The Jersey Shore star stood in front of Judge Damian Murray in Seaside Heights, NJ, who basically tore into her for being a wastey case last July.
The judge wasted no time letting her know exactly what he thought of her drunken antics, calling her "rude and self-indulgent" and suggesting that she was trading her "dignity for a paycheck." He then laid in to her with the "Lindsay Lohan wannabe" comment, before finding her guilty of being criminally annoying.
The charge could have landed her in the jail for the recommended 90 days just like LiLo, but unlike LiLo, the judge let Snooki slide with just 2 days community service and a $533 fine.
$533, that's it? That's her bar bill at Karma! Girl got off pretty easy!
When the judge was finished, Snooki addressed the court to apologize for her behavior and confessed that she was "very embarrassed" about what happened. Water under the bridge now, BB! But hopefully, you've learned something from this - you don't need to drink so much all the time! When Jersey Shore is over, then you might want to knock back a few bottles of Jack! What?! Then she can be on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew! She wouldn't even have to change networks!
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